Midway Malarkey

Midway Malarkey is a free online action game you can play right in your browser — no download, no install, no signup. Midway Malarkey!Midway Malarkey is hand-painted 1930s cartoon arena brawler. Rascals pour out every tent carnival and your weapons fire their own: rolling pins, trumpets, tesla coils and falling anvils. Dodge their shots, grab tickets, spend them Prize Booth between waves, merge weapons into stronger ones and collect weapon families for bonuses. Modes: Endless Show (survive as long as you can while nightmare scaling keeps rising), 15-wave Grand Tour campaign, and new Daily Show every day with its own twist (30 different shows). Characters: six heroes to unlock – Blot, Tilly, Gramps, Penny, Spool and Bix – each with their own starting weapon. Bosses: strongman, Madame Merry-Go-Round and Barnaby Hokum, Ringmaster. Plus carnival attractions like Prize Wheel and Strongman Bell, and four swing-era songs.

How to play Midway Malarkey

Use your mouse, tap the screen, or the arrow keys to control the game — exact controls appear on the first screen. Each round gets a little faster, so warm up and chase your own high score.

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Every game in our arcade loads instantly on desktop and mobile and costs nothing. Midway Malarkey runs full screen — hit the fullscreen button in the player for the best view. No account needed, your progress stays on your device.